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that's what she said!
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They called it war and made us soldiers, gave us guns and made us kill. They bandaged our wounds, stitched up our scars, made dolls of our shells stuffed with bullets, and packaged us away labelled "damaged goods".
I love the concept as much as the end result, especially the keys shadow. Where did you hang it from?
good work.
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Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays LA,
Casually glancing at his toupee.
Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
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Az emberek már csak ilyenek: mindig módot találnak arra, hogy több szenvedést okozzanak azoknak, akiket szeretnek, és akikre büszkék, mint azoknak, akiket utálnak vagy megvetnek.
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